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Have A Nice Poop!

$ 19.99
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In Thomas More’s Utopia, a super-influential piece of British Literature that all obnoxious people read in college, there are two types of bodily pleasures. The absence of pain, and literally taking a shit. We’re not kidding. Look it up.

SCENT: PINE, SPRUCE, FIR. PERFECT FOR FRESHENING UP!

SIZE: 8 oz clear jar with silver lid, white wax. Burn time up to 55 hours! Optimal burn length is 3-4 hours at a time. 

HAND-POURED BY HAPPY CANDLEMAKERS: All candles are carefully made in small batches in Santa Monica using essential oils and unmodified, biodegradable soybeans. 

ECO-FRIENDLY AND SOY-BASED: Our hand-poured scents are made from soy, which offers a clean burn that’s free of toxins, carcinogens and pollutants. We also utilize only environmentally-friendly dyes and wicks.

FIGHTING TO END ADDICTION: Every one of us has been touched by addiction in some way. We’re proud to donate a portion of our proceeds to Shatterproof, an organization focused on transforming America’s addiction treatment system.

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